Thursday, October 14, 2004

No sex in the city

Maybe I'm a nymphomaniac, but Jesus fucking Christ on a bike! I mean, they always say that women can get laid easier than men, but I don't fucking see it. I have a boyfriend, and we haven't had sex in 6 days! 6 days! And that's with me being a total hornball and being all over him all the time and shit! What the fucking hell?

Guys, let me tell you, women don't like to have to ask, "Do you want to have sex?" It ruins the whole romance thing for one, and we like to feel wanted, not needy. I mean, once in a while its great to ask a guy that just to see the look of surprise and glee on his face, but not all the time, okay? Look, if she's kissing on your neck and grabbing your package, chances are she's hot for your sausage factory. Or she's drunk, and then you should run like hell.

So, I bought a bunch of CDs today to fill out my collection: AFI ep, My Chemical Romance "3 cheers...", Rise Against "Siren Song..." amongst others. No, punk is not the only thing that I listen to, just mostly.

Find me online and give me a chat.

Peace out.

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