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No sex in the city

Maybe I'm a nymphomaniac, but Jesus fucking Christ on a bike! I mean, they always say that women can get laid easier than men, but I don't fucking see it. I have a boyfriend, and we haven't had sex in 6 days! 6 days! And that's with me being a total hornball and being all over him all the time and shit! What the fucking hell?

Guys, let me tell you, women don't like to have to ask, "Do you want to have sex?" It ruins the whole romance thing for one, and we like to feel wanted, not needy. I mean, once in a while its great to ask a guy that just to see the look of surprise and glee on his face, but not all the time, okay? Look, if she's kissing on your neck and grabbing your package, chances are she's hot for your sausage factory. Or she's drunk, and then you should run like hell.

So, I bought a bunch of CDs today to fill out my collection: AFI ep, My Chemical Romance "3 cheers...", Rise Against "Siren Song..." amongst others. No, punk is not the only thing that I listen to, just mostly.

Find me online and give me a chat.

Peace out.

Baby Mommas

So, I forgot to mention that my boyfriend has a baby momma. Or a soon-to-be baby momma. It doesn't really bother me, I mean, it was before we were together, and he has given up custody and agreed to pay child support, but... I don't know. I guess I suffer from the jealously that all women feel at the merest thought of someone encroaching on their territory.

And I just met one of the "women" that is over partying with Chambers' (that's my boyfriend) roommate. "Caytlin" was probably one of the most, if not the most, insincere people I have ever met. What a bitch.

Miniclip.com - Free Games and Shows

Miniclip.com - Free Games and Shows

Possibly the best site to play Flash games online. Plus you can download a fuckton of them for your own personal amusement. Think how much your friends and relatives will appreciate you blocking up what little bandwidth isn't clogged with internet porn when you email these dandies to them! Yay!

Mullets Forever!

Mullets Galore

I love mullets. At least, the ones on this site. And the Ode to a Pigeon is super sweet.